The Pain In The Ass Factoring System

The Pain In The Ass Factoring System was designed to make the computation of project pricing much easier.

It works by entering your detailed job requirements and material expenses into our system. It compares your project goals with our goals, reviews our previous jobs expenses, profits, loses, lack of sleep, and general happiness derived from; similar past projects and clients.

The system will create a time-line and logical flow to your project. The final price is generated by multiplying "what we should have charged last time" by “The Enjoyment Factor," considers the current US interest rate and “Bills needing to be paid," and finally rounds that number to the nearest thousand dollars.

Please note: If a project comes our way that we've never seen or dared to even think about, then the "what we should have charged last time" variable is replaced by a randomly generated ten digit number and divided by three.

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If you've got the plastic, then we might have the time.